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  • Get 'em addicted young
  • The cutiest
  • *major* deja vu
  • November 2008
  • Yes, it's a poop story.
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Quotes

  • After getting a human body playset as a present: "You can do a LOT of important things w/science. Especially with tweezers. Tweezers are one of the most important things scientists use."
  • While going through halloween candy: "It's taffy... that's laffy."
  • While eating dinner: "Have you tried these chicken nuggets? They're fabulous!"
  • Said in an incredulous tone: "Mommy, you know how to pinky swear??"
  • "Now I almost think the tooth fairy exists - I stayed up ALMOST all night, and I didn't hear a crack of the door!!"
  • While watching star wars as a family, he narrated for us: "This is the part with the jawas. There's the jawas. There's r2d2."
  • "I don't like the taste of this juice, mommy. Can you please just get me water with no calories?"
  • "Mommy, did you know there's a new show for adults, called 'Hannah Montana'"?
  • "Mommy, I made a new friend today, his name's Evan." "Oh? What do you like about Evan?" "He was wearing orange and I could recognize him."
  • We recently let slip that the game he calls "Flower" is also known as "Hangman". Oops.
  • "Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid a gun. Shot a bee, made it pee, in 1983!"
  • "Mommy, when we grow up can audrey and I be a mother and dad? I think we can. When we grow up, though, I think you'll be dead."
  • While driving down the highway: "Mommy, do we have so many boxes of speed?"
  • "Hey mommy - reporting for duty, to shake your booty!"
  • "Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to play World of Warcraft!"
  • "Mommy, how do you make CDs?" "On your computer, why do you ask?" "I want to be a kid who knows how to make CDs."

November 03, 2009 at 08:52 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

A story he wrote in kindergarten

"Once upon a time there was a dinosaur and every house had no more lights. They never came on again. I'm not kidding. There was an alien ship. Do you know how many aliens were on it? Zero. Then all the zero aliens were really invisible. Then the dinosaur ran away. Every flower is gone. No more flowers."

September 02, 2009 at 10:42 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Perspective

Jared's lately started to show a few glimmers of a mature perspective. I almost feel like shouting "ooh! ooh! These are the kinds of 'moments' you read about in parenting books!" when he starts talking about these kinds of things.

A few weeks ago at bedtime, I was laying down with him. We were both silent for a minute, and then he said "Mommy, the other kids make fun of me at school and I don't like it." I asked what they do, and he said "They call me names like Jared Bared"[1].

We talked a little bit about kids who call each other names, and then I told him "Well you know, when I was a little kid, other kids used to call me names too." He asked what they called me, and I said "Spacey KC". He then covered his mouth and turned his face away from me and said "Mommy - I can't help it! I don't want you to see this, but I can't help laughing because that's funny!"

Then a couple of days ago, his class was performing a musical. We got there very early and so we sat on some chairs in the lobby waiting for the staff to arrive. I was bored, so I decided to start shopping for a backpack for him on Amazon while we waited, because he tore a huge hole in his existing one a while back and it was falling apart. I got to the list of backpacks for kids on my phone and was calling out "Do you like transformers?" "Do you like elmo?" etc. He would answer me for almost all of them except the elmo question, I asked him 3 times but didn't get an answer, so I gave up.

That night as we were cleaning up from dinner, he said "Mommy, when you were asking me if I liked Elmo, I didn't want to answer. Because I don't want the other kids to make fun of me." I asked him "So does that mean you do like Elmo?" and he said "Yes! He's so funny!". So we talked about Mr. Noodles and Elmo's silly voice for a while, and how kids who laugh at others are probably doing it only because they feel bad about themselves. It was just a great moment, I felt like I was in the middle of a Lifetime family special.

[1] Particularly ironic because I've been calling him this since he was born, him and his sister Audrey Baudrey.

April 04, 2009 at 01:45 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Circular

Jared: "Mommy, how do you make CDs?"
Me: "On your computer. Why do you ask?"
Jared: "I want to make CDs."
Me: "Why do you want to make CDs?"
Jared: "I want to be a kid who knows how to make CDs."

March 30, 2009 at 06:28 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Get 'em addicted young

He's been playing World of Warcraft[1] on my machine for a while, moving my characters around, sometimes creating his own with names such as "Babyhead" and "Oopsydoopsy". A few recent anecdotes:

  • I wandered in one day to find that he had another player on autofollow and was just watching him run around. He said "It was really hard to catch that guy!"
  • Another time, I looked up at his screen and saw that he had typed out "no" - and then a minute later, he asked me "Mommy, how do you spell 'because'", so I wrote it on a sheet of paper for him... then I went to look at his screen, and saw that another character had said "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Later on, he wrote the rest of the words on the paper: "because he wanted to play in the roide"[2].
  • Later that day, he said "Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to play world of warcraft!"

 

[1] He no longer calls it 'horsey game', which means he's all growed up :(

[2] I assume he meant 'road', playing in the 'roids wouldn't be very fun at all.

March 15, 2009 at 03:43 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

The cutiest

While telling him he was so lucky to get to celebrate two holidays in December (hannukah in our house, christmas when we visit my family), Jared said:

"Not just two! Four holidays! Halloween is the treatiest, Thanksgiving is the turkiest, Hannukah is the Latke-est, and Christmas is the present-es!"

[no, that's not a typo - it's present-es, not present-est, as he explained to me]

December 17, 2008 at 06:15 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

*major* deja vu

Jared was just sitting on my lap while we shopped at amazon for his cousin's christmas presents, but he was tired so he laid back in my arms and closed his eyes. I said "Oh look, baby's asleep!", and David came over and picked him up and carried him up to bed, Jared giggling all the way.

As he pulled him out of my arms I was hit by a huge wave of deja vu... was it really over five years ago that he was an infant, sleeping on the boppy on my laptop after feeding, while I was at the computer? When did my infant disappear and get replaced with this huge kid who can walk, talk, use the toilet all by self, read, laugh... oh man.

December 09, 2008 at 08:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

November 2008

He can read phenomenally well, and is starting to get into it on his own - this morning I walked in to his room, Audrey was laying on his bed while he read to her out of a book he has of scary stories. My heart about burst. :-)

We've been to the book store twice in the last three weeks, buying gobs of books for gobs of money... so today, Savta took him to the library after school where he got his first official library card and checked out several books. He walked into the house and said "Mommy, guess what! I'm smarter than George Bush! I can read really well!".

BTW have I mentioned that his Savta is veeeeery liberal? :-)

November 10, 2008 at 07:49 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Yes, it's a poop story.

So he had to go. And he went in the bathroom and no more than 30 seconds later, announced that he was done.

"That was fast," I said.

"Yeah. It was like one minute... It was half price!" he responds.

September 29, 2008 at 07:41 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Problems

"Mommy, there is a problem with myself. I'm hungry."

September 22, 2008 at 08:32 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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Jared's Reading List

  • Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny

    Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny (****)

  • Mo Willems: Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

    Mo Willems: Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! (*****)

  • : Dear Zoo : A Lift The Flap Book (Dear Zoo)

    Dear Zoo : A Lift The Flap Book (Dear Zoo) (*****)

  • Lucy Cousins: Maisy Takes a Bath (Maisy Books (Paperback))

    Lucy Cousins: Maisy Takes a Bath (Maisy Books (Paperback)) (*****)

  • Albert Einstein: Relativity : The Special and the General Theory

    Albert Einstein: Relativity : The Special and the General Theory (*****)

  • Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon Board Book

    Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon Board Book (***)

  • Dorothy Kunhardt: Pat the Bunny (Touch and Feel Book)

    Dorothy Kunhardt: Pat the Bunny (Touch and Feel Book) (***)

  • Lucy Cousins: Where Is Maisy? (A lift-the-flap book)

    Lucy Cousins: Where Is Maisy? (A lift-the-flap book) (*****)