An Audrey story from Savta

In Savta's words:

Yesterday, standing on the couch, she informed me that "Maxie is a bitin' dog!" 

I asked her when he bit her. 

She said, "One day when I on accident, put my finger in his mouth, he bited it off!" 

"Well, let me see your fingers," I said. "Oh how is this?  You have all 10 fingers!"

She looked at me seriously and said, "The tooth fairy came and put it back on!"